Congressional Dems To Mitt Romney: Put Your Welfare Money Where Your Mouth Is
Here is something nice to wash the awful taste of this morning out of your mouth: Congressional Democrats led by Pete Stark have introduced legislation graciously allowing Mitt Romney an out on his...
View ArticleKathryn Jean Lopez Would Like You To Know She Has An S&M Relationship With...
Hey National Review person K-Lo, what’s up! Have you had some time yet to regret your even dopier than usual column? Would you like to? Great, let’s get started! “I Have A Dopey Question For Time...
View ArticleHero Lady Cop Will Probably Be Fired For Stopping Police Beatdown, Because Duh
Bogota, New Jersey, police officer Regina Tasca responded to a call about a young man who was being erratic. She was supposed to transport him to the hospital. Two of her fellow officers, though,...
View ArticlePope Yells at Nuns For Acting Too Much Like Jesus, Not Enough Like Pope
Nazi Pope Joseph Ratzinger is so proud of his image as the CEO of a lucrative club for child rapists who runs around modeling Prada shoes and phallic hats that he is going to celebrate, by scolding...
View ArticleRomney Blames Obama For Plant That Closed During Bush Presidency
Mitt Romney is touring America for some reason, and on Thursday he was in Lorain, Ohio, at a National Gypsum plant that is no longer open, which he LOVES to do despite the fact that he was complicit...
View ArticleFox Boss’s Gotcha Too ‘Ugly’ Even For Bill O’Reilly
Fox News head and living Cthulu Roger Ailes forwarded to all his underlings some crazy chain emails from the Fox Research department saying George Soros, as a 14-year-old Jew who had been hidden by a...
View ArticleLouisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal Bores GOP To Tears In Castro-Length Veep-Tryout...
Oh Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal. Why do you still try to talk at people? Don’t you remember the last time you had an audience, when you skulked around corners in your haunted mansion to give the...
View ArticleSarah Palin Right About A Thing
What’s this, what’s this? Former halfterm governor and sexy grandma Sarah Palin opened her permanently lip-linered lips and words came out and they were not lies, for a while! Somebody call an...
View ArticleTalmudic Scholar Pat Robertson: It’s Not Their Fault The ‘Poor Jews’ Are So...
The fine fellows at RightWingWatch have once again brought the most delightful of horrorshows to our attention. (How do they do it every day?) Below, you will find Pat Robertson explaining that...
View ArticleEric Cantor: Yeah, We’ve Got Some Anti-Semites In the House GOP
How’s jolly warrior Eric Cantor going to bat for his House GOP colleagues today? Oh, just by acknowledging that there’s an anti-Semitism problem among House GOP members. Hmm. Perhaps there have been...
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